Despite the cold temperature of the water, Billy and Ashton decided that, by God, if they'd climbed that volcano, they were going to swim in the lake.

When we reached the bottom, we were approached by two film producers from Hollywood who had seen their frolic in the water. They were working on casting for a new film and thought Ashton and Billy would be perfect for the lead roles in Brokeback Volcano.

...I know, I know. The Brokeback bit has been overused.